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Q : What sort of cheese is the rudest?
A : Blue cheese.
Q : What sort of cheese is very sensitive?
A : Caerphilly.
Q : Where does cheese come from?
A : Fromage.
Q : What kind of cheese can you use to hide a horse?
A : Mascapone.
Q : What type of cheese gets you drunk?
A : Morbier.
Q : Which cheese holds water?
A : Edam.